Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
areolas are like halos for boobs.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Did we literally take a cab across the street
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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