Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
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do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
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Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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