Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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