i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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