She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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