Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I'm at about main and main street
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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