I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
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Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
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It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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