Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
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Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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