I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
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The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
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Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
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