You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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