dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
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