Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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