he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
We just shotgunned beers for America
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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