IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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