He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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