I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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