Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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