Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
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Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
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She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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