standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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