She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
