When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
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Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
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So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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