He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
This girl is more easily done than said...
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
handjob tips. give me some.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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