I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
No subtext here. People are naked.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
