Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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