We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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