I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
operation have a gay friend backfired
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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