is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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