I can't breathe out the right side of my face
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
don't judge my taste in strippers
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
i now understand why vodka
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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