You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Randomize
