She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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