She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
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OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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