Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I believe in your delicious
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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