Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
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We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
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There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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