im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Go christen that room with your naked body.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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