bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
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Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I just want nice things and good sex
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
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Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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