Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
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Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
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Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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