Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
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I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
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ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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