Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
the liver wants what the liver wants
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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