yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
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Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
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Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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