Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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