I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
My vagina is very pro this idea
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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