You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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