I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
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Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
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I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
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I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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