I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
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Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
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How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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