How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
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It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
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They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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