that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
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Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
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I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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