honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
In America we eat man semen.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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