My nipple is on Facebook.
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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