just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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