Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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