she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
What drink are we having for lunch?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize
