i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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