My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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