The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
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Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
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My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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