CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
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He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
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he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
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Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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